I figured out a great use for really beat J-Bodys.

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02/02/2019 at 00:09 • Filed to: None

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Spec J-Body.

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Most importantly it be budget friendly. J-Bodys are cheap & plentiful, so it be accessible . It take place at dirt ovals.

The requirements:

- A Sunfire or Caviler from 1995-2005 (coupe or sedan, no convertible )

- A stock engine (any of the 2.2L - 2.4L, ballast be added to equal out the power differences )

- Automatic or Manual

- A spec tire, I’m thinking a winter tire for traction in the dirt.

- The usual safety stuff (airbags removed, glass removed[ wire screen up front], roll cage, racing harness )

- Gut the interior except the drivers seat.

It be 20 lap heats, with 50 lap mains. I fail to see how this could go wrong.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 00:40

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oval or figure 8?


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 00:45

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And now you’ve killed the entire sub-$2000 used car market in Canada. Hope you’re happy with yourself you monster.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > wafflesnfalafel
02/02/2019 at 00:46

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Probably would be oval. 


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/02/2019 at 00:47

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You mean sub $1k, they are too nice a beater at $2k 


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 01:23

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I’m legitimately surprised whenever I see one still on the road, or for sale somewhere. They're far less common now than they once were, but they did build a bazillion of them. 


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 01:24

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I think tht already exists. There’s a tri-oval dirt track near where I used to live that ran a class for j-bodies, ford escorts, non-DOHC neons, non-turbo DSM coupes, and I think one or two other FWD co mpacts called the “Hornet” class. Or maybe “Hornet” was a specific make/model and there was a more open class. Something like that.

I moved before I learned about it but I would totally do it.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 02:57

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I fail to see how this could go wron g.

You’d be surprised what people can ruin if you involve them.


Kinja'd!!! MoCamino > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 08:08

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Ooooh, I HAVE a beater J-body!  That would be tons of fun.  


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 08:29

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I’d like to seem the same idea but with old cargo vans.

A good rollcage would be highly recommend 


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 09:49

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un registerable j-body can be had for sub-$ 200. I had the same Idea with Chevettes when they were basically free


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 10:19

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http://www.jbodyperformance.com/index.php


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 10:38

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What, you’re just going to ignore the 2.0 Turbo?


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/02/2019 at 11:06

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You’re right, it's just called the "Hornet" class.  For obvious reasons. Some RWD are allowed just can't remember which ones. 


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/02/2019 at 11:13

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Page 97 on this is the rules for the racing league in my area for Hornets

https://www.wissota.org/downloads/get.aspx?i=490689